This is the bread that I toasted and gave a spin into crumbs. I put another couple of slices in there after I took this shot, realizing it wasn't enough. I was going to be feeding 4 men.
Here are the things that went together with the salmon. Celery, onion, soy sauce, worcestershire sauce, pickle relish and bread crumbs. Amounts don't really matter, except you should have about half the amount of salmon in bread crumbs. If you don't have bread crumbs, use crackers. If you don't have either, use oatmeal Yes, uncooked oatmeal. Or Bisquick.
Oh, and EGGS. Don't forget eggs to hold it all together. That's better.
Now, take a pair of plastic gloves and mash, squish and mix. Make sure it's all "married" as they say on the cooking shows. Silly!
Then make patties and fry over medium heat. I serve them with tartar sauce and lemon. Don't know how to make tartar sauce? Just mix mayo, worcestershire, lemon juice and pickle relish. That's it. I think the whole batch cost less than $10.00. A very healthy meal, don't you think?